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Season 9, Day X

THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS vs. Charleston Shoe Thieves

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▲ Top of 1

👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves fielding, with Jaylen Hotdogfingers pitching
🥜 THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS batting
Play ball!29:020 - 0
Top of 1, THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS batting.29:060 - 0
🥜TIME TO TEACH YOU SOME DISCIPLINE
Peanut Bong batting for the PODS.29:180 - 0🥜Peanut Bong
The skies shift. A deafening noise rings.29:220 - 0🥜Peanut Bong
Foul Ball. 0-129:270 - 0🥜Peanut Bong
🚨PODS took 336 damage!
🥜 29,917,786 (100%)
Peanut Bong hit a ground out to Blood Hamburger.29:310 - 0
🚨PODS took 2,197 damage!
🥜 29,915,589 (100%)
Wyatt Quitter batting for the PODS.29:390 - 0🥜Wyatt Quitter
The skies shift. The birds swarm the air.29:430 - 0🥜Wyatt Quitter
A flock of Crows ambush Wyatt Quitter! They run to safety, resulting in an out.29:550 - 0
🚨PODS took 25,000 damage!
🥜 29,890,589 (100%)
Francisca Sasquatch batting for the PODS.29:550 - 0🥜Francisca Sasquatch
Francisca Sasquatch hit a ground out to Esme Ramsey.30:030 - 0

▼ Bottom of 1

🥜 THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS fielding, with Axel Trololol pitching
👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves batting
🚨PODS took 2,350 damage!
🥜 29,888,239 (100%)
Bottom of 1, Charleston Shoe Thieves batting.30:070 - 0
Strike, looking. 1-130:310 - 0👟Hotbox Sato
🚨Shoe Thieves took 507 damage!
👟 28,633 (98%)
Strike, looking. 1-230:390 - 0👟Hotbox Sato
🚨Shoe Thieves took 507 damage!
👟 28,126 (97%)
Ball. 2-230:440 - 0👟Hotbox Sato
🚨PODS took 250 damage!
🥜 29,887,739 (100%)
Ball. 3-230:510 - 0👟Hotbox Sato
🚨PODS took 250 damage!
🥜 29,887,489 (100%)
Foul Ball. 3-230:590 - 0👟Hotbox Sato
🚨Shoe Thieves took 254 damage!
👟 27,872 (96%)
Hotbox Sato hit a ground out to Peanut Bong.31:030 - 0
🚨Shoe Thieves took 1,269 damage!
👟 26,603 (91%)
Richardson Games batting for the Shoe Thieves, wielding Grappling Hook.31:110 - 0👟Richardson Games
Richardson Games hits a Triple!31:150 - 0
🚨PODS took 32,960 damage!
🥜 29,854,529 (100%)
Velasquez Alstott batting for the Shoe Thieves.31:230 - 0👟Velasquez Alstott
The skies shift. A deafening noise rings.31:270 - 0👟Velasquez Alstott
Velasquez Alstott hit a sacrifice fly. Richardson Games tags up and scores!31:350 - 1
🚨Shoe Thieves took 1,269 damage!
👟 25,334 (87%)
🥜HAD ENOUGH?
Simon Haley batting for the Shoe Thieves.31:390 - 1👟Simon Haley
Simon Haley hit a ground out to Wyatt Quitter.31:470 - 1

▲ Top of 2

👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves fielding, with Jaylen Hotdogfingers pitching
🥜 THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS batting
🚨Shoe Thieves took 1,269 damage!
👟 24,065 (83%)
🥜TIME TO TEACH YOU SOME DISCIPLINE
Top of 2, THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS batting.31:510 - 1
Patel Beyonce batting for the PODS.31:590 - 1🥜Patel Beyonce
The skies shift. The birds swarm the air.32:030 - 1🥜Patel Beyonce
Foul Ball. 0-132:070 - 1🥜Patel Beyonce
🚨PODS took 373 damage!
🥜 29,848,147 (100%)
Patel Beyonce hit a ground out to Simon Haley.32:150 - 1
🚨PODS took 1,344 damage!
🥜 29,846,803 (100%)
Alejandro Leaf batting for the PODS.32:190 - 1🥜Alejandro Leaf
A flock of Crows ambush Alejandro Leaf! They run to safety, resulting in an out.32:270 - 1
🚨PODS took 25,000 damage!
🥜 29,821,803 (100%)
🥜YOU ARE NOTHING
Wyatt Pothos batting for the PODS.32:350 - 1🥜Wyatt Pothos
A flock of Crows ambush Wyatt Pothos! They run to safety, resulting in an out.32:390 - 1

▼ Bottom of 2

🥜 THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS fielding, with Axel Trololol pitching
👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves batting
🚨PODS took 25,000 damage!
🥜 29,796,803 (100%)
Bottom of 2, Charleston Shoe Thieves batting.32:470 - 1
Stu Trololol batting for the Shoe Thieves.32:510 - 1👟Stu Trololol
The skies shift. A deafening noise rings.32:590 - 1👟Stu Trololol
🥜BOW BEFORE ME
Stu Trololol hit a ground out to York Silk.33:030 - 1
🚨Shoe Thieves took 1,269 damage!
👟 22,796 (78%)
Sebastian Woodman batting for the Shoe Thieves.33:070 - 1👟Sebastian Woodman
Stu Trololol hit a ground out to York Silk.33:070 - 1
🚨Shoe Thieves took 1,269 damage!
👟 22,796 (78%)
Sebastian Woodman batting for the Shoe Thieves.33:110 - 1👟Sebastian Woodman
Foul Ball. 0-133:150 - 1👟Sebastian Woodman
🚨Shoe Thieves took 254 damage!
👟 22,542 (77%)
Strike, swinging. 0-233:190 - 1👟Sebastian Woodman
🚨Shoe Thieves took 507 damage!
👟 22,035 (76%)
Foul Ball. 0-133:190 - 1👟Sebastian Woodman
🚨Shoe Thieves took 254 damage!
👟 22,542 (77%)
Strike, swinging. 0-233:230 - 1👟Sebastian Woodman
🚨Shoe Thieves took 507 damage!
👟 22,035 (76%)
Sebastian Woodman strikes out looking.33:270 - 1
🥜BOW BEFORE MY PODS
🚨Shoe Thieves took 2,537 damage!
👟 19,498 (67%)
Howell Franklin batting for the Shoe Thieves.33:350 - 1👟Howell Franklin
The skies shift. The sky darkens.33:390 - 1👟Howell Franklin
Foul Ball. 0-133:430 - 1👟Howell Franklin
🚨Shoe Thieves took 254 damage!
👟 19,244 (66%)
Howell Franklin hits a Double!33:510 - 1
🚨PODS took 11,409 damage!
🥜 29,785,394 (100%)
Esme Ramsey batting for the Shoe Thieves.33:590 - 1👟Esme Ramsey
Esme Ramsey hit a flyout to Wyatt Quitter.34:030 - 1🥜Wyatt Pothos

▲ Top of 3

👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves fielding, with Jaylen Hotdogfingers pitching
🥜 THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS batting
🚨Shoe Thieves took 1,269 damage!
👟 17,975 (62%)
Top of 3, THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS batting.34:110 - 1🥜Wyatt Pothos
Ball. 1-034:150 - 1🥜Wyatt Pothos
🚨Shoe Thieves took 250 damage!
👟 17,725 (61%)
Strike, swinging. 1-134:230 - 1🥜Wyatt Pothos
🚨PODS took 579 damage!
🥜 29,784,815 (100%)
Strike, looking. 1-234:270 - 1🥜Wyatt Pothos
🚨PODS took 733 damage!
🥜 29,784,082 (100%)
Wyatt Pothos hits a Single!34:350 - 1
🚨Shoe Thieves took 5,075 damage!
👟 12,650 (43%)
Pitching Machine batting for the PODS.34:390 - 1🥜Pitching Machine
Foul Ball. 0-134:470 - 1🥜Pitching Machine
🚨PODS took 342 damage!
🥜 29,783,740 (100%)
Ball. 1-134:510 - 1🥜Pitching Machine
🚨Shoe Thieves took 250 damage!
👟 12,400 (43%)
Strike, looking. 1-234:590 - 1🥜Pitching Machine
🚨PODS took 773 damage!
🥜 29,782,967 (100%)
🥜SUBMIT
Strike, looking. 1-335:030 - 1🥜Pitching Machine
🚨PODS took 616 damage!
🥜 29,782,351 (100%)
Pitching Machine strikes out looking.35:110 - 1
🚨PODS took 2,754 damage!
🥜 29,779,597 (100%)
Peanutiel Duffy batting for the PODS.35:150 - 1🥜Peanutiel Duffy
Strike, looking. 0-135:190 - 1🥜Peanutiel Duffy
🚨PODS took 672 damage!
🥜 29,778,925 (100%)
Peanutiel Duffy hits a Single!35:270 - 1
🚨Shoe Thieves took 5,075 damage!
👟 7,325 (25%)
York Silk batting for the PODS, wielding Vibe Check.35:310 - 1🥜York Silk
Peanutiel Duffy hits a Single!35:310 - 1
🚨Shoe Thieves took 5,075 damage!
👟 7,325 (25%)
🥜BOW BEFORE MY PODS
York Silk batting for the PODS, wielding Vibe Check.35:350 - 1🥜York Silk
York Silk reaches on fielder's choice. Peanutiel Duffy out at second base. Wyatt Pothos scores35:431 - 1
🚨PODS took 1,250 damage!
🥜 29,777,277 (100%)
Foul Ball. 0-135:430 - 1🥜York Silk
🚨PODS took 398 damage!
🥜 29,778,527 (100%)
York Silk reaches on fielder's choice. Peanutiel Duffy out at second base. Wyatt Pothos scores35:471 - 1
🚨PODS took 1,250 damage!
🥜 29,777,277 (100%)
Jessica Telephone batting for the PODS, wielding The Dial Tone.35:511 - 1🥜Jessica Telephone
🥜RING RING
The skies shift. A wave washes over the plane.35:591 - 1🥜Jessica Telephone
Strike, looking. 0-136:071 - 1🥜Jessica Telephone
🚨PODS took 862 damage!
🥜 29,776,415 (100%)
Ball. 1-136:111 - 1🥜Jessica Telephone
🚨Shoe Thieves took 250 damage!
👟 7,075 (24%)
Strike, looking. 1-236:151 - 1🥜Jessica Telephone
🚨PODS took 754 damage!
🥜 29,775,661 (100%)
Jessica Telephone hit a flyout to Hotbox Sato.36:231 - 1

▼ Bottom of 3

🥜 THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS fielding, with Axel Trololol pitching
👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves batting
🚨PODS took 1,690 damage!
🥜 29,773,971 (100%)
Bottom of 3, Charleston Shoe Thieves batting.36:271 - 1
🥜SURRENDER
Blood Hamburger batting for the Shoe Thieves.36:351 - 1👟Blood Hamburger
Blood Hamburger hit a ground out to Peanut Holloway.36:391 - 1
🚨Shoe Thieves took 1,269 damage!
👟 5,806 (20%)
Hotbox Sato batting for the Shoe Thieves.36:471 - 1👟Hotbox Sato
The skies shift. A deafening noise rings.36:511 - 1👟Hotbox Sato
Strike, swinging. 0-136:591 - 1👟Hotbox Sato
🚨Shoe Thieves took 507 damage!
👟 5,299 (18%)
Ball. 1-137:031 - 1👟Hotbox Sato
🚨PODS took 250 damage!
🥜 29,773,721 (100%)
Strike, looking. 1-237:111 - 1👟Hotbox Sato
🥜I AM GETTING BORED
🚨Shoe Thieves took 507 damage!
👟 4,792 (16%)
Hotbox Sato struck out swinging.37:181 - 1
🚨Shoe Thieves took 2,538 damage!
👟 2,254 (8%)
Richardson Games batting for the Shoe Thieves, wielding Grappling Hook.37:231 - 1👟Richardson Games
🥜YOU ARE NOTHING
Richardson Games hit a flyout to Jessica Telephone.37:301 - 1

▲ Top of 4

👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves fielding, with Jaylen Hotdogfingers pitching
🥜 THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS batting
🚨Shoe Thieves took 1,269 damage!
👟 985 (3%)
Top of 4, THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS batting.37:351 - 1
🥜PATHETIC
Peanut Holloway batting for the PODS.37:421 - 1🥜Peanut Holloway
The skies shift. A wave washes over the plane.37:471 - 1🥜Peanut Holloway
Foul Ball. 0-137:541 - 1🥜Peanut Holloway
🚨PODS took 273 damage!
🥜 29,773,448 (100%)
Peanut Holloway hit a ground out to Stu Trololol.37:591 - 1
🚨PODS took 1,913 damage!
🥜 29,771,535 (100%)
Peanut Bong batting for the PODS.38:061 - 1🥜Peanut Bong
Strike, looking. 0-138:111 - 1🥜Peanut Bong
🚨PODS took 579 damage!
🥜 29,770,956 (100%)
Strike, looking. 0-238:181 - 1🥜Peanut Bong
🚨PODS took 634 damage!
🥜 29,770,322 (100%)
Strike, looking. 0-338:231 - 1🥜Peanut Bong
🚨PODS took 765 damage!
🥜 29,769,557 (100%)
Peanut Bong hit a ground out to Hotbox Sato.38:301 - 1
🚨PODS took 2,077 damage!
🥜 29,767,480 (99%)
Wyatt Quitter batting for the PODS.38:351 - 1🥜Wyatt Quitter
The skies shift. The drain begins to gurgle.38:421 - 1🥜Wyatt Quitter
Strike, looking. 0-138:471 - 1🥜Wyatt Quitter
🚨PODS took 828 damage!
🥜 29,766,652 (99%)
Ball. 1-138:541 - 1🥜Wyatt Quitter
🚨Shoe Thieves took 250 damage!
👟 735 (3%)
Jaylen Hotdogfingers hits Wyatt Quitter with a pitch! Wyatt Quitter is now Repeating!38:591 - 1
🚨Shoe Thieves took 2,537 damage!
👟 1 (0%)
🥜SHAME
🥜WHERE IS YOUR SPIRIT?
🥜HERE
🥜HAVE SOME OF MINE
🥜I AM BENEVOLENT
🥜I GIVE LIFE
The PODS send a gift to the Shoe Thieves. Their Pity ends!40:061 - 1
🚨PODS took 23,813,322 damage!
🥜 5,953,330 (20%)
Francisca Sasquatch batting for the PODS.40:111 - 1🥜Francisca Sasquatch
The skies shift. Peanuts begin to fly.40:181 - 1🥜Francisca Sasquatch
🥜NOW WATCH
Foul Ball. 0-140:231 - 1🥜Francisca Sasquatch
🥜WITNESS TRUE POWER
🚨PODS took 431 damage!
🥜 5,952,899 (20%)
Foul Ball. 0-240:301 - 1🥜Francisca Sasquatch
🚨PODS took 382 damage!
🥜 5,952,517 (20%)
Francisca Sasquatch hits a Single!40:351 - 1
🚨Shoe Thieves took 1,501,482 damage!
👟 22,311,841 (94%)
Patel Beyonce batting for the PODS.40:421 - 1🥜Patel Beyonce
Foul Ball. 0-140:471 - 1🥜Patel Beyonce
🚨PODS took 265 damage!
🥜 5,952,252 (20%)
Ball. 1-140:541 - 1🥜Patel Beyonce
🚨Shoe Thieves took 250 damage!
👟 22,311,591 (94%)
Wyatt Quitter gets caught stealing third base.40:591 - 1

▼ Bottom of 4

🥜 THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS fielding, with Axel Trololol pitching
👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves batting
🚨PODS took 1,317 damage!
🥜 5,950,935 (20%)
Bottom of 4, Charleston Shoe Thieves batting.41:061 - 1
Velasquez Alstott batting for the Shoe Thieves.41:111 - 1👟Velasquez Alstott
Velasquez Alstott hits a Single!41:181 - 1
🚨PODS took 9,003 damage!
🥜 5,941,932 (20%)
Simon Haley batting for the Shoe Thieves.41:231 - 1👟Simon Haley
The skies shift. A deafening noise rings.41:301 - 1👟Simon Haley
Simon Haley reaches on fielder's choice. Velasquez Alstott out at second base.41:351 - 1
🚨Shoe Thieves took 1,250 damage!
👟 22,310,341 (94%)
Stu Trololol batting for the Shoe Thieves.41:421 - 1👟Stu Trololol
Foul Ball. 0-141:501 - 1👟Stu Trololol
🚨Shoe Thieves took 75,294 damage!
👟 22,235,047 (93%)
Stu Trololol reaches on fielder's choice. Simon Haley out at second base.41:551 - 1
🚨Shoe Thieves took 1,250 damage!
👟 22,233,797 (93%)
Sebastian Woodman batting for the Shoe Thieves.42:021 - 1👟Sebastian Woodman
Strike, looking. 0-142:071 - 1👟Sebastian Woodman
🚨Shoe Thieves took 150,013 damage!
👟 22,083,784 (93%)
Sebastian Woodman hit a ground out to Alejandro Leaf.42:141 - 1

▲ Top of 5

👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves fielding, with Jaylen Hotdogfingers pitching
🥜 THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS batting
🚨Shoe Thieves took 376,178 damage!
👟 21,707,606 (91%)
Top of 5, THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS batting.42:191 - 1
Patel Beyonce batting for the PODS.42:261 - 1🥜Patel Beyonce
🥜I AM BENEVOLENT
The skies shift. The birds swarm the air.42:311 - 1🥜Patel Beyonce
Patel Beyonce hits a solo home run!42:382 - 1
🚨Shoe Thieves took 7,500,493 damage!
👟 14,207,113 (60%)
🥜I GIVE LIFE
Alejandro Leaf batting for the PODS.42:432 - 1🥜Alejandro Leaf
🥜AND I TAKE IT AWAY
The skies shift. Peanuts begin to fly.42:502 - 1🥜Alejandro Leaf
Foul Ball. 0-142:552 - 1🥜Alejandro Leaf
🚨PODS took 368 damage!
🥜 5,941,564 (20%)
Ball. 1-143:022 - 1🥜Alejandro Leaf
🚨Shoe Thieves took 250 damage!
👟 14,206,863 (60%)
🥜BOW BEFORE ME
Alejandro Leaf hit a flyout to Esme Ramsey.43:072 - 1
🚨PODS took 2,324 damage!
🥜 5,939,240 (20%)
Wyatt Pothos batting for the PODS.43:142 - 1🥜Wyatt Pothos
The skies shift. The birds swarm the air.43:192 - 1🥜Wyatt Pothos
These birds hate Blaseball!43:262 - 1🥜Wyatt Pothos
Foul Ball. 0-143:312 - 1🥜Wyatt Pothos
🚨PODS took 419 damage!
🥜 5,938,821 (20%)
Foul Ball. 0-243:382 - 1🥜Wyatt Pothos
🚨PODS took 266 damage!
🥜 5,938,555 (20%)
Wyatt Pothos hits a Triple!43:432 - 1
🚨Shoe Thieves took 4,502,204 damage!
👟 9,704,659 (41%)
Pitching Machine batting for the PODS.43:502 - 1🥜Pitching Machine
🥜HAD ENOUGH?
A flock of Crows ambush Pitching Machine! They run to safety, resulting in an out.43:552 - 1
🚨PODS took 25,000 damage!
🥜 5,913,555 (20%)
Peanutiel Duffy batting for the PODS.44:022 - 1🥜Peanutiel Duffy
🥜BIRDS?
The skies shift. Peanuts begin to fly.44:072 - 1🥜Peanutiel Duffy
Peanutiel Duffy hits a Single! 1 scores.44:143 - 1
🚨Shoe Thieves took 1,500,247 damage!
👟 6,696,546 (28%)
🥜SUBMIT
York Silk batting for the PODS, wielding Vibe Check.44:193 - 1🥜York Silk
🥜HAD ENOUGH?
The skies shift. The birds swarm the air.44:263 - 1🥜York Silk
Strike, looking. 0-144:313 - 1🥜York Silk
🚨PODS took 553 damage!
🥜 5,913,002 (20%)
🥜READY TO ATONE?
Ball. 1-144:383 - 1🥜York Silk
🚨Shoe Thieves took 250 damage!
👟 6,696,296 (28%)
Foul Ball. 1-244:433 - 1🥜York Silk
🚨PODS took 329 damage!
🥜 5,912,673 (20%)
Peanutiel Duffy gets caught stealing second base.44:503 - 1

▼ Bottom of 5

🥜 THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS fielding, with Axel Trololol pitching
👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves batting
🚨PODS took 2,134 damage!
🥜 5,910,539 (20%)
Bottom of 5, Charleston Shoe Thieves batting.44:553 - 1
Howell Franklin batting for the Shoe Thieves.45:023 - 1👟Howell Franklin
Ball. 1-045:073 - 1👟Howell Franklin
🚨PODS took 250 damage!
🥜 5,910,289 (20%)
Howell Franklin hit a flyout to Pitching Machine.45:143 - 1
🚨Shoe Thieves took 376,047 damage!
👟 6,320,249 (27%)
Esme Ramsey batting for the Shoe Thieves.45:193 - 1👟Esme Ramsey
🥜BOW BEFORE MY PODS
Strike, looking. 0-145:253 - 1👟Esme Ramsey
🚨Shoe Thieves took 150,245 damage!
👟 6,170,004 (26%)
Strike, looking. 0-245:313 - 1👟Esme Ramsey
🚨Shoe Thieves took 150,352 damage!
👟 6,019,652 (25%)
Esme Ramsey hit a ground out to Wyatt Pothos.45:373 - 1
🚨Shoe Thieves took 375,131 damage!
👟 5,644,521 (24%)
Blood Hamburger batting for the Shoe Thieves.45:433 - 1👟Blood Hamburger
The skies shift. A wave washes over the plane.45:493 - 1👟Blood Hamburger
Foul Ball. 0-145:553 - 1👟Blood Hamburger
🚨Shoe Thieves took 75,193 damage!
👟 5,569,328 (23%)
🥜JUST BEND THE KNEE
Foul Ball. 0-246:013 - 1👟Blood Hamburger
🚨Shoe Thieves took 75,141 damage!
👟 5,494,187 (23%)
Foul Ball. 0-246:073 - 1👟Blood Hamburger
🚨Shoe Thieves took 75,026 damage!
👟 5,419,161 (23%)
Ball. 1-246:133 - 1👟Blood Hamburger
🚨PODS took 250 damage!
🥜 5,910,039 (20%)
Blood Hamburger struck out swinging.46:193 - 1

▲ Top of 6

👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves fielding, with Jaylen Hotdogfingers pitching
🥜 THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS batting
🚨Shoe Thieves took 751,048 damage!
👟 4,668,113 (20%)
Top of 6, THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS batting.46:253 - 1
🥜YOU REFUSE STILL?
York Silk batting for the PODS, wielding Vibe Check.46:313 - 1🥜York Silk
Foul Ball. 0-146:373 - 1🥜York Silk
🚨PODS took 374 damage!
🥜 5,909,665 (20%)
🥜MY DORK
York Silk hit a ground out to Sebastian Woodman.46:433 - 1
🚨PODS took 2,682 damage!
🥜 5,906,983 (20%)
Jessica Telephone batting for the PODS, wielding The Dial Tone.46:513 - 1🥜Jessica Telephone
The skies shift. Peanuts begin to fly.46:553 - 1🥜Jessica Telephone
🥜SURRENDER
Foul Ball. 0-147:033 - 1🥜Jessica Telephone
🚨PODS took 353 damage!
🥜 5,906,630 (20%)
Jessica Telephone hits a solo home run!47:093 - 1
🚨Shoe Thieves took 7,507,926 damage!
👟 0 (0%)
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